214235
Joke of the Day
"Ladies; if you're not prepared to drink the whole bottle of wine, don't even uncork it."
Next Joke
"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."
"I'm a gentleman, I never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick."
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"A guy on the bus asked me if I had any Sodium Hypobromite... I said NaBrO."
"Why do rednecks love Halloween? They get to pump-kin."
"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""
"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."
"""I can't take this shit anymore."" --a clogged toilet"
"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium."