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Joke of the Day
"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."
Next Joke
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell."
"OK. I just got a text message from a number I don't know. It says: ""I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"" I'm terrified but kind of impressed, too."
"When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge... So the planets started a revolution."
"Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul."
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those who can count and those who cannot."
"""Daddy, do you like princesses?"" ""Yes."" ""Why?"" ""Well usually they have a nice set of ti-"" Wife: ""Shut it."" ""I WILL NOT LIE TO MY SON."""
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"
"What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."
"My doctor diagnosed me with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. I feel like I'm always coming and going."