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Joke of the Day

"I tried to watch the meteor shower last night I got called a pervert"

"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, cops aren't afraid of the dark."

"What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home? Get in the Karma."

"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... then soviet"

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."

"The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF."

"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have large, flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."

"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""