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Joke of the Day
"What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home? Get in the Karma."
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"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""
"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."
"For some people, blood on the toothbrush is a sign of gum disease.... ...But for me it's a sign of a healthy abortion."
"What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""
"I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold."
"What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes."
"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"