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Joke of the Day
"What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home? Get in the Karma."
Next Joke
"Bitch, shut up and look riveted as shit while I get stoned and talk about crossbows for like three hours."
"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."
"There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic."
"I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy."
"The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa."
"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."
"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"
"So I dragged off this girl from the bar the other night... She had this cool tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. Damnedest thing, though! When I put my ear to it, I could smell the ocean."
"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"