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Joke of the Day

"Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees."

"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"

"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"

"I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign"

"Nothing more American than getting on an airport's ""moving walkway"" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon."

"Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute"

"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"

"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"