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Joke of the Day

"Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute"

"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"Why do mathematicians wear glasses? It helps improve division. [Thank you](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sting.ogg) folks, I will be here all week."

"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"

"Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms"

"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."

"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"

"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"

"[job interview] HR: Says here you're very good at multi-tasking *me taking a selfie & spinning in chair HR: *whispering ""wow he's good"""