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Joke of the Day
"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."
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"Q: When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? A: At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. Whats black on top and white on bottom? rape."
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""
"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"
"Ive always hated math because, in my head, all the word problems sounded like this: The spaghetti envelopes are triangular. Find X."
"[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't."
"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."
"you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate"
"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"