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Joke of the Day
"What's the coolest kind of surgery? Hip surgery."
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"I was going to tell a mean joke about EMT's but I didn't wanna get... ... carried away."
"A giraffe walks into a bar He says ""High balls on me!"""
"I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend... ""A llama?"" ""No, surprise her."""
"They say dad's a transvestite. -Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a transvestite! -Son, your mom's in the kitchen."
"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."
"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."
"What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school? Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."
"If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store."