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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

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"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."
"Russian Chukcha Joke Chukcha approaches his friend whose sitting on an empty mile long bench. Move over, says Chukcha."
"Instagram's down? What am I supposed to with my food, eat it?"
"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."
"What do you call a hippie with a business major? A Hippie-crite."
"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"
"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny."