201519
Joke of the Day
"I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon"
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"How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!"
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."
"I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'"
"I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEBODY WOULD BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-oh, never mind, I found it..."
"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"
"I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00"
"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""
"I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver... he got out, looked at the damage and yelled ""I am not happy!"". I replied ""fine, which one are you then?"""
"What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko..."