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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Detroit's trash? Detroitus"
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"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly."
"My father told me a joke. How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb? He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you."
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"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually screw it in, and one to hold the ~~penis.~~ Edit: Ladder. One to hold the ladder."