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Joke of the Day
"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."
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"While you're busy staring at your phone flirting, your bored and neglected spouse is probably out fcuking someone else for real."
"A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says, ""A beer please, and one for the road!"""
"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."
"trump: u gave hillary 3 scoops of ice cream & i only got 2 icecream guy: u ate the first scoop already trump: ive never eaten ice cream ever"
"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"
"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."
"My Mother texted me and asked ""What does TTYL mean?""... I replied, ""Talk to you later"". So she responded, ""No! Talk to me now! What does it mean?"""
"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"75% of women who say 'G-strings are more comfortable than regular underwear', know that men hear 'I like things in my butt'."