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Joke of the Day
"The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953."
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"Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately."
"I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's"
"According to Cunningham's Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you're wrong."
"""I'm so hard right now"" - math"
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."
"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"
"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."
"*Gets 500 word angry text from ex *responds, you mad bro?"