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Joke of the Day

"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"

"Why is the men's room always located to the left? Because women are always right."

"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."

"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."

"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."

"Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too."

"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"

"I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick."

"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"