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Joke of the Day
"Dogs can't operate an MRI. But cats can."
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"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""
"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"
"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"
"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One looks up at the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder."
"All I wanna do is *gun shot gun shot gun shot* and *cash register noise* get off Sound Effect Island"
"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."