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Joke of the Day
"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"
Next Joke
"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"
"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."
"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."
"The best things in life are free. Stealing is awesome."
"What does a cell that's full of shit do? Lyse."
"I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake."
"Welcome to Asia's newest billionare. His name is Cha Ching."
"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."
"Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones"