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Joke of the Day
"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"
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"What do you call a pod of musical whales? An *orca*stra!"
"J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted."
"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"
"What foods are still good the second or third time you've eaten them? I'm looking for food for my human centipede..."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only a rapist would think the violation of a light socket by a foreign object is a matter to make jokes about."
"what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker."
"I miss the 80s, when you could hide an alien in your room for 3 days before mom found out and five kids on bikes could outsmart the police."
"what do you call a black man that flies an airplane? a pilot you racist fuck"
"Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage."