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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking about taking a break from drinking . I hear drinking too much water can be deadly"
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"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"
"What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"I lost 100 pounds... and I only got half an hour. London chicks are pricy as hell."
"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"Mexicans are shocked about Trump's wall But they'll get over it"
"What did batman say to robin? What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat-mobile? ""Get in"""
"Its going down, basement. Friday the 13th guess whos playing Jason? Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy. Its Nightmare on Elm street and guess whos playing Freddy?"
"Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm."