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Joke of the Day
"I lost 100 pounds... and I only got half an hour. London chicks are pricy as hell."
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"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."
"Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob"
"Watch out for the black ice outside of the bank. It'll rob you of your balance."
"Constipated people just don't give a shit."
"These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did."
"Cops think i am worth the chase...apparently."
"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"
"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"