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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta..."
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"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"
"Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh."
"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."
"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"
"Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"
"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."
"Study shows 1 out of 3 people are unfaithful to their partner. I wonder if it's my girlfriend or my wife..."
"Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus"