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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
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"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."
"Scissors [to Rock]: So you beat me & I beat Paper but how does Paper beat you? [cut to Paper meeting a hitman] Make it look like an accident"
"Women used to call me ugly until they heard how much money I have Now they call me ugly and poor. (Heard a long time ago, couldn't find source)"
"Some dude just asked if I was ""herb friendly"". I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it."
"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."
"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."
"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."
"When I'm home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know."
"Hey lady, did you know I'm a Pokemon? Because I Pikachu while you sleep."