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Joke of the Day

"When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943 Cause I got to separate the whites and colors"

"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""

"Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !"

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"

"If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt."

"Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying ""because it's 2020""."

"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."

"Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me..."

"What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Beef jerky"