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Joke of the Day
"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."
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"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""
"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."
"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."
"A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most."
"If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be."
"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"
"What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses."
"Doctor asked me for a semen, stool and urine sample. I said, ""Hell doc, I ain't got time for that! Can't I just leave my underwear?"""