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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse says ""I have AIDS."""

"What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice."

"I bought some expired gummy bears today. They tasted Haribo-l."

"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."

"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"

"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"

"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."

"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."

"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant."