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Joke of the Day

"What phrase describes both my personal life and how I feel about the /r/Ama-ggedon? Fuck /u/kn0thing"

"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"

"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"

"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."

"Kids are like squaring numbers If they're under 12 just do them in your head."

"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."

"how many black live matters protester does it take to screw in a light bulb? no one knows it was too dark to see them."

"So George Harrison's song, ""Isn't It A Pity?"" came on the radio... ...and I said, with all sincerity, ""Awesome! Isn't it a pity?!"""

"A man decides to give up his fancy lifestyle and moves to the wilderness to live with bears. He claims that he only needs the bear necessities."

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"