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Joke of the Day
"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"
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"Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team? Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."
"what do you call a pissed off group of door handles? An angry knob"
"How do you say ""Fuck you"" in American Sign Language? Lift your hand up and put all fingers down except your middle finger."
"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"
"Make a horror film less scary by putting old timey words in the title, i.e. The Thingamabob, Jason Goes To Heck or The Hills Have Peepers."
"Q: Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin? A: Scooby-Don't."
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."
"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."