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"Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in France"
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"Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said ""Hello."" The other one thought ""I wonder what he meant by that."""
"I met a guy yesterday who told me he worked as a limb stretcher. Turns out the bastard was pulling my leg."
"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."
"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."
"If I was a ghost, I'd write ""Happy Birthday"" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday."
"How much blow can Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."
"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."
"Your eyes are like stars. Not because they are bright and beautiful. But because they are so far apart."