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Joke of the Day

"I used to steal famous comedian's jokes I still do, but I used to too."

"Funny clown joke You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."

"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"

"Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers."

"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."

"People say I have a dry sense of humor. So when you hate everyone the word to describe that is dry now I guess."

"Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure? Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew he'd end up with a cat-ass-trophy on his hands."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."

"What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)"