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Joke of the Day

"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."

"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"I call my weed the Quran... Because burning that shit will get you stoned"

"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."

"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""

"Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!"

"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."

"Q: What happens when two oxen bump into each other? A: You have an oxident."

"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"