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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of girls all named Paige? A chapter."
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"The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
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"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"
"Sex is like playing cards.. if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand."
"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."