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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention."

"I'm an atheist but if lightning struck Trump during his victory speech I'd become a monk."

"ATTN: I'm looking for a new girlfriend Are you: 1. Between the age of 11-69? 2. Mostly female? 3. Trained to poop outside? DM for details"

"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."

"I'm Cherokee and German... I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race."

"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"

"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."

"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"

"Soooo.... I was fucking this guy in the ass and I went for a reach around and the faggot had a boner"