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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians always win against journalists? Scissors beats paper."
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"How do you fit 500 jews in a smart car? Put them in the ash tray"
"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."
"My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower."
"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"
"What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."
"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"
"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."
"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."