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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit 500 jews in a smart car? Put them in the ash tray"

"If you're reading this fortune cookie, I am being held at the Golden Dragon Dumpling Outlet against my will. Send help."

"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"

"Me: ""This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"" ""Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"""

"Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry..."

"Trump won because The Office went off the air in 2013, depriving liberals of their connection to Scranton."

"Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!"

"Why didn't the Turkey cross the road? It was too Chicken."