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Joke of the Day
"What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents? Slayer."
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"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."
"Have you guys heard of the movie constipation? No, that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. ""Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?"" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!"
"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."
"Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student "" I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?"" First student replies "" Bi no Meal"""
"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"
"A fish swam into a wall... Dam."
"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"