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Joke of the Day

"Reeva Steenkamp deserved to be shot she shouldn't have been using the disabled toilet. Jimmy Carr."

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."

"What do you call it when you have a bad dream about having sex with someone you hate? A 'fucking' nightmare."

"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."

"[first day as a celebrity chef] *Just a heartrending 40 minute montage of me struggling to get the potato masher out of the cutlery drawer*"

"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"

"AGE 18: There's someone special out there for you! AGE 28: You'll find them one day! AGE 38: It'll happen! DEAD: Just be patient!"

"If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry."

"If you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall."