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"""My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..."""
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"A nigger a spic and an arab walk into a bar. The arab blows them all up."
"what is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boo-loney :D"
"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
"What part of a heavy metal show involves bad jokes. Smosh pits."
"A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead."
"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."