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"""My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..."""
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"Why are dogs bad at dancing? They have two left feet"
"If I heard the person in charge of autocorrect on iPhones was that kid who fainted during the 2004 National Spelling Bee, I'd believe it."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump"
"*Looks up from pestle and mortar ""Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"""
"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."
"mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark"
"An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog."
"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"
"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."