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Joke of the Day
"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."
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"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."
"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."
"My wife asked me if I was going to take a shower before we go to some friend's house for the evening like she didn't see me get in the pool."
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"If life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."
"A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx Who liked to write Limericks But he failed at the sport Because he wrote them too short"
"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"
"One day I got this huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose"
"I want this Twitter account to outlive me by 100 years. I want my grandchildren to read my Tweets and say, ""Holy fuck. She was so weird."""