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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something? They're two-tired."
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"How do you make an Asian Blind? you put a windshield in front of them"
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"Why do the undead read cringe stories? Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE."
"I'm sure Santa is black... He only works one day a year."
"I would make a sarcastic comment about North Korea... ... but it's been banned."
"I just seen a black guy walk through a spiderweb and hands down it was the best impression of a white man dancing I've ever seen."
"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""
"The movie Speed, except this bus driver apparently thinks we'll blow up if he goes over 15 mph."
"Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh? It is the language of Wales."