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Joke of the Day
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
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"Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, ""What the hell is that?"", Sherlock responds, ""A lemon tree my dear Watson."""
"What does Batman like in his lemonade? Just ice."
"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."
"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."
"Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome."
"What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears"
"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"
"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"
"Fey items are full of irony."