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Joke of the Day

"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"

"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"

"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."

"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."

"Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada."

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"In People's Republic of Korea... Dog eat you!"

"The Baltimore Ravens"

"My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album."