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Joke of the Day
"My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do."
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"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"
"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The Miami Heat flag."
"No Sopa... Radio?"
"What would be your reply? Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?"
"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."
"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."
"What is the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief snatches watches."
"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"
"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"