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Joke of the Day
"Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? Because he four feet."
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"What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him? ""Mitosis !"""
"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"
"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"
"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."
"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."
"A couple are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."
"What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."