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Joke of the Day

"IF It's a Hot Girl On Fb In India.. Damn It's A man IF a young Beautiful girl from India sent you a friend Request in Facebook please reject ""HIM"""

"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."

"PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid"

"What is your favorite biology joke?"

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."

"Can anyone explain this joke for me? I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs."

"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."

"""Dammit. I had shit planned today."" -- a spider being carried out of the house with a cup and piece of paper"

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""

"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."