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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter? HellIfIknow"
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"So I've been clearing out my attic... ... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust."
"I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7"
"Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline."
"What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters? A Pedo File."
"I really wish my boss would fall for the ""but all my friends are allowed to be late to work"" excuse."
"There once was a lady named Lucky Who used dynamite to give herself fucky. They found her vagina, in North Carolina, And one of her tits in Kentucky"
"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."
"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"
"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"