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Joke of the Day

"Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn"

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"*holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up fire* and this is my mixtape"
"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"
"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."
"Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers."
"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"
"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"
"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"