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Joke of the Day
"Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink."
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"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."
"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""
"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."
"Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew."
"Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? Because he tried to get fresh."
"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"
"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."
"Our co-op has the most amazing locally grown, organic ibuprofen right now."
"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."