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Joke of the Day
"Getting gold is like getting laid Most of us don't."
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"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."
"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"
"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"
"Why were the potato people upset with their leader? He was a dick-tater"
"The three of us have never been so insulted. My little brother told me ""YOUR mom is also MY mom!"""
"How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star? Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car"
"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"
"Masturbation is like procrastination... ...in the end you're just fucking yourself"