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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"

"What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide? Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together."

"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"How do you piss off a male archaeologist? You take a shit in his car."

"One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, ""Samsung has had this feature for years""."

"I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk."

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor? He always shoves a Bill down her throat!"

"Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here."