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Joke of the Day

"Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice."

"I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises? They're not falling for that again."

"Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student "" I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?"" First student replies "" Bi no Meal"""

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."

"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"

"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."

"""Dad, why couldn't the doctors save grandpa's life? ""Doesn't matter son, he would have suffocated in the coffin"""