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Joke of the Day

"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."

"My Doctor just diagnosed me with Tom Jones Syndrome... ""Is it common?"" I said. ""Well..."" He replied ""It's not unusual"""

"My friend from Mexico got bit by a mosquito.. he could not figure out why his American friend was not receiving bites as well. I told him the bugs were hungry for Mexican tonight."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"

"I heard that ' Call of Duty' has a different name in the Middle East. They call it ""The Sims""."

"I remember when my son fell asleep at a house party we had. I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face. My wife went mental when she picked him up to change his nappy."

"*amasses epic army of stoners but we do nothing because epic army of stoners*"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"that moment when you and the driver next to you catch each other picking your noses and you both nod like you're in a secret club."

"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."