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Joke of the Day
"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."
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"Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice."
"Who makes more money, a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!"
"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""
"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."
"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."
"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."
"What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?. A tearjerker"
"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."
"So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening .. Christian Bale."